F9
What can be said about Fast and Furious? What hasn’t been
said about Fast and Furious? This is the ninth film in the twenty years run of
the franchise. The worldwide gross box office is $6.8b at a cost of approximately
of $2.1b. The films are formula driven. Fast cars, muscle bound men, tough but attractive women, insane car
chases and a plot that is an afterthought. Fast and Furious is character centric.
Vin Diesel is the main character Dominic Toretto who has appeared in nearly all
the films with his posse of actors which
he refers to as family.
This movie is a reunion of all the past FF characters. One character
died in an earlier movie, but that did not stop the writers. Missing from this reunion
is Dwight “The Rock” Johnson. Apparently there is bad blood between Johnson and
Diesel. Johnson is a by the book kinda guy; on time do the shoot. Whereas Diesel
is a tardy slacker who likes to schmooze with the crew. However, both manage to
make $20m a film each.
The new element in this film is Dom’s estranged brother
Jackob played by John Cena. I think they brought Cena in to make Diesel’s acting
look better. Vin Diesel’s acting is like a car with
one gear. He depends on his signature sneer to carry his acting. To dramatize the
fall out between the brothers they used two younger actors as versions of Diesel
and Cena. Aside from one having a round head for Diesel and the other a
rectangular face for Cena, they looked nothing like them.
The film has some fantastic stunts which are either real or
CG. One scene is just imbecilic with two
characters in outer space in a car with a rocket engine strapped to the back. A
“ jumping the shark” moment.
The bottom line is if you did not see any prior FF films
this is not for you. If you have, you know what to expect. FF 10 is in the
works and will be released in 2022. If it is the last one I think it will open
the door for Cena . He needs to work on his sneer.